Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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