all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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