well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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