I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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