i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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