people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I FOUND THE LEGS
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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