There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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