She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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