She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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