i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize