Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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