could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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