Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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