I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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