You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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