Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
false alarm. still invincible.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November