Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (361): View more from Texas

  One girl and one boy is just not enough.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (361): One girl and one boy is just not enough. http://tfl.nu/qv4l
  Replies (8) Good night (1053) Bad night (482)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  fuckk wrong person

  (1-860): View more from Connecticut

  .. who was that for? a girlscout?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent (860): fuckk wrong person (1-860):.. who was that for? a girlscout? http://tfl.nu/6peq
  Replies (31) Good night (2569) Bad night (1264)
• Favorite

  (435): View more from Utah

  oh god the rape fog is back!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (435): oh god the rape fog is back! http://tfl.nu/bgw9
  Replies (11) Good night (755) Bad night (1049)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up. (540) I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid. http://tfl.nu/obhg
  Replies (20) Good night (3733) Bad night (562)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  you would pick up someone in the library

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): you would pick up someone in the library http://tfl.nu/20m6
  Replies (20) Good night (3748) Bad night (490)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

  (1-407): View more from Florida

  Mom wtf!?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :) (1-407): Mom wtf!? http://tfl.nu/scw1
  Replies (33) Good night (5952) Bad night (1004)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish http://tfl.nu/yvgk
  Replies (14) Good night (4315) Bad night (691)
• Favorite

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (985): Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am. http://tfl.nu/mwe3
  Replies (11) Good night (4514) Bad night (1470)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u. http://tfl.nu/ux68
  Replies (17) Good night (1061) Bad night (2637)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens http://tfl.nu/mv4i
  Replies (13) Good night (2139) Bad night (1099)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram? http://tfl.nu/uqso
  Replies (6) Good night (657) Bad night (312)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills. http://tfl.nu/w2hv
  Replies (6) Good night (1401) Bad night (591)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom http://tfl.nu/d66w
  Replies (5) Good night (725) Bad night (269)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God. http://tfl.nu/qyus
  Replies (2) Good night (436) Bad night (162)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE. http://tfl.nu/hvdo
  Replies (5) Good night (1255) Bad night (223)

Randomize