Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.