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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

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