Swine flu. Run for my life!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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