Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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