some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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