We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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