Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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