CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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