Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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