YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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