ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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