You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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