The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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