I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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