It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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