We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Found the puke drawer
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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