I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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