Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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