i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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