What a fucking waste of an outfit
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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