this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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