Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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