these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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