I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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