Ambien. No doubt about it.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
i've created a new STD.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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