Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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