i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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