Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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