Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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