What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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