? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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