i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
