why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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