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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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