Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
false alarm, still single
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