those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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