He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
