The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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