if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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