Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
